Tales from Variant Earth 13 #16 : Rise of the Plantmaster!
by Denny Hill 2 (firebomb@home.com)
Copyright 2009, 2023 All rights reserved.

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The rematch eight years in the making! Check out Chase Storey and Sticks McLellan as they go another round with the diabolically insane Plantmaster! Even with the help of their new ally the Post-modern Girl, can these intrepid investigators of the bizarre stop that phytological pirate from transforming the world into a paradise free of mankind, or will they stuff him full of weed killer before it's too late? Read on to witness... the Rise of the Plantmaster!

(That should do for a 'cover', shouldn't it?)

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Notice: for those of you that are faint of heart, the following tale isn't exactly what one would call G-rated in nature. It contains a plethora of bad language, excessive violence, sexual innuendo, and of course, things that would get this story burned, were it in a printed form, by the more fanatical elements of just about any religion on earth. In other words, if these things offend you - you've been warned.

(That should do for a 'disclaimer', shouldn't it?)

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Having made their way back to the small, sleepy town they'd so recently faced down the Plansmaster in, Chase Storey and Sticks McLellan looked around, barely recognizing the place. Sure it was a pit before, but just last night it at least looked like... a TOWN. It looked as though about three centuries of tree growth had taken place last night, as every road and structure had been brought low by the rise of palm, pine and other trees, mixed together with no sense of order.

Agent Smitty scratched his head... "Wow, he did all this in just twelve hours?"








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Next Issue Goddamnit!

       (That should do for a 'preview', shouldn't it?)

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Tales from Variant Earth 13 #16 : Rise of the Plantmaster!
by Denny Hill 2 (firebomb@home.com)
Copyright 2009, 2023 All rights reserved. Yeah, it took a while. Sorry.